One Line Humors...

One Line Humors...

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Regular naps prevent old age, 
especially if you take them while driving.
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Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. 
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! 
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I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. 
I tried - but they wanted cash. 
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A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms. 
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Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
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Don't marry the person you want to live with, 
marry the one you cannot live without, 
but whatever you do, 
you'll regret it later. 
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You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it. 
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Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. 
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Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 
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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. 
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My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me. 
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A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. 
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It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. 
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Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books. 
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Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. 
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Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something. 
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They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak! 
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Man: Is there any way for long life? 
Dr: Get married. 
Man: Will it help? 
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come! 
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! 
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? 
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. 
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. 
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There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. 
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There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it! Cheers !!! 
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